I am so full.
Let’s go bikini shopping
I AM NOT TIRED.
I love freckles
I think talking on the phone is fun.
All boys are really normal.
TV is overrated.
I hate that movie You’ve Got Mail.
What’s the point of the internet?
I hate my friends.
During my post-wisdom tooth pulling nap I had a dream that a cute puppy followed me home. There were a lot of people at my house and they were asking me a bunch of questions about the puppy and the puppy answered all of them. This kind of made me feel like something was off about the dog and not in a good way. I asked if anyone there wanted the puppy because there was no way I could keep her. Some people ended up taking her and they carried her in a guitar case wrapped in tinfoil.
DOG DREAMZ.
p.s. if you could see her eyes you would be FREAKED.
Today was one of the worst days ever! Here are a few reasons why:
First, I had to wake up supes early to go to the dermatologist where a nurse pretty much told me to have my mom or boyfriend to take nude photos of me and it was really weird. I was like, ummm are you really saying this?
Then I realized while staring at myself in the mirror that my face is kind of in a permanent frown position and that is totally my fault because I guess I scowl a lot and so that really bummed me out. Like, WAY TO GO LINDSAY!
When I got home I took my dog for a walk and I forgot to bring a bag and she decided to go to the bathroom in some old lady’s yard and the old lady was literally standing there staring out her huge window at us. So I couldn’t just keep on walking, I was about to sign to her that I was going to run home and grab a bag to pick it up but she probably wouldn’t understand that. So I grabbed a nearby bunch of leaves and picked it up, and then put it into the basket of my tricycle, it was really gross and not smart but I had to act quick in the moment and that’s the sort of thing I do.
Then my mom called me to tell me that I’m getting my wisdom teeth taken out tomorrow. EVEN THOUGH we had discussed yesterday that we were going to push the appointment back so I could go to Chicago before I go to college! UGH fingers crossed for super speedy recovery. I was told I have an awesome blood pressure number so I’m hoping that will help me out.
THEN I went for a bike ride with my sister and it felt like I forgot how to ride a bike, it was so weird. Like I could not go fast, no matter how hard I tried. It was a really terrible feeling to go through for 10 miles.
When I got home I was bummed about the days events so I found some snackz (the ‘z’ implies they were cookies or something) and ate the rest the box.
That’s all pretty much.
**Forgot to add that the dermatologist told me that I have a higher risk of developing melanoma because of the moles I inherited from my fam. OH OK.**
This gum is bringing it HARD. What a great idea, like so many times I have had some MAD trouble deciding which flavor to buy, and with this gum, it’s UP2ME! I went with the sweet mint bubble fresh combo and I’m liking the results. Also, I must say, while chewing a piece of bubble fresh I’m gettin’ a little mint sensation (probably because it is in such close quarters to the sweet mint?) and it is REAL delicious. Anyway, I could go on and on about this gum, like for real there is so many cool things about this. <3333
Not my best but they will work on my stubby nails. Can’t wait for them to grow a lil’ bit. $hit’s about to get wild!
Really enjoyed this.
Bringing it hard with my nails this week. GLITTER OUT!
In April I was going through a really hard time and would often think “I really hate people.” I didn’t mean certain individuals either, I meant everyone, every human. I remember being in an airport washing my hands and almost crying because of how terrible the feeling was, but I didn’t really give an F at the same time, feel me? Anyway, it was definitely a pretty dark area but some good did come of it. I was able to stand up and give some attitude to a HUGE a-hole (emphasis on the huge in every way) who was on the same overbooked flight as me. Here’s the story: The plane was boarding and it was PACKED in there. Some other lady and I had the same seat number so everything was all confusing and there was no where to stand and other people were trying to get through the aisle so I just stepped into an empty seat to get out of the way. A few seconds later I see this big dude walking down the aisle and he is pointing at me shaking his head. POINTING AT ME. I felt like I was in a wrestling match and he was about to body slam me. F’real. As he got closer he started saying things like “No, Uh uh, Nope, that’s my seat.” Normally if I was in this situation I would have shifted my eyes to the ground, said “oh yeah sorry” in a voice that was probably only audible to me (I feel like I do that a lot,) and tried my best to get out of the seat ASAP, STRAIGHT UP. Not this time though, because I hate everyone remember? So he reaches the seat and I say, “EASY, I just had to get out of people’s way for a quick second. Douche bag.”(The douche bag part was probably only audible to me in that case, but whatever.) Then I stepped out of his seat. What I was really thinking though was “Why are you living?” What good could acting like that bring? C’MON.
